Standardspeak

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stan·dard·speak /ˈstæn.dɚd.spiːk/

noun [uncountable]

  1. (disapproving, linguistic slang) The formal, highly stylized, and wooden jargon characteristic of technical standards, regulatory frameworks, and specifications. It is marked by rigid modal verbs (shall, should, may), passive voice, excessive precision, and legalistic phrasing designed to minimize ambiguity at the expense of readability.

"The product requirements were written in pure standardspeak, requiring three technical reviews just to decipher what the system was actually supposed to do."

Usage Note

Similar to bureaucratese or corporatese, standardspeak often relies on normative terminology (such as RFC 2119 keyword conventions) to dictate compliance rather than communicate intent.

Etymology

Blend of standard + -speak (suffix forming names of specialized, artificial, or pedantic language styles, modeled on Orwellian Newspeak). First attested in the mid-2020s at blog.michael.gr - Standardspeak.

Last updated on 2026-08-21 Fri 00:30:54 CEST